Once upon a time….
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk: “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers: “Yes, I am.”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk: “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies: “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He pulls him out and asks again: “Have you found Jesus, my Brother?”
The drunk again answers: “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
By this time, the preacher is at his wits’ end and dunks the drunk for about 30 seconds. When he begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up and again asks: “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
Gasping for breath, the drunk wipes his eyes and splutters: “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
Doesn’t this preacher remind you of so many presenters and salespeople who try to swamp you with words and powerpoints?
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